Once he was one of the warriors of HFS, but after sustaining a horrid injury playing SOCCER.  We saw fit to promote him to team fan/ice cream getter giba.  He is a diligent one indeed.  He works a night shift at Chick-fil-a where he tends bar for 5 bucks an hour.  He works hard to feed 10 three-legged dogs named Tripod.  He also spends much of his free time being a suitor of Penelope or someone. 

          He is often called the ARBITRATOR because of his strict adherence to the concepts and rules of which he understands naught.  Causing fights on the sidelines is one of his specialities.  Also being grand high puba of all arguments between HFS and the teams we are in the process of beating. 

         Jose can't you see, we love you here at HFS.  Don't leave us, don't go now, you are not forgiven. 

 

 

 

FUN FACTS:

 

in a land of chipmunks, the angry gnome is king.