FAQs

Section 1: The Basics

Q) What is the Heights Frisbee team?

A) Take a look around the site, we're a revolution. Your kids know about us, they got posters of us on their walls. Man, you really need to talk to your kids more often.

Q) Where are you guys from?

A) The Heights, a school located in a wretched state called Maryland, but alot of us are fortunate enough to escape to DC or perhaps Virginia when the sun sets to the west.

Q) What grades are you in?

A) Most of the team is in the senior class. We have a couple juniors and sophomores on the team as well. Oh yeah, and some freshmen too but who cares about them.

Q) Where do you guys practice, and when?

A) We practice on the tennis courts at the Heights School around 12:50-1:35PM

Section 2: Who are we?(People who have come to games)

-Alumni-

Q) Who is Pat Quine?

A) Green Voltswaggens and Red Sweaters. Pat is designated co-co-captain of the team and perhaps even coach? Why not, He's shown abilities on many occasions, and is surly qualified for the job.

Q) Who is William Krohn?

A) A.K.A. Biker Dude. He's a "buck if you knuck" sort of fellow who lives in Great Falls VA. where the entry fees are $100 a pop to enter. Its not that he can't fly, its that he doesnt want to.

Q) Who is Thomas Senftle?

A) Ah yes, Senftle. He's co-co-captain with Pat and a magnificent catcher with Vince. Hes average height, but somehow he's able to catch meant-for-Beatty-passes which Beatty wouldn't catch anyway because he's uncoordinated.

Q) Who is Ben Mcabe?

A) Ben who?

Q) Who is Kevin Vanarsdall?

A) Kevin's a great all around player and an amazing bus driver. He brings about half the team to the games. Three bobbles and he can catch anything.

Q) Who is Vincent Barret?

A) "legendary frisbee player vince barrett... [and] ...legendary friend vince" Go get to know this "Zeus like" catcher over at the "Fan mail with Vince" Section. He's a huge fan of the GOP.

Q) Who is Greg Chaffuen?</DIV>

A) Greg Chaffuen is the proud owner of a 1st class party bus. Lots of Aqua and baseball bats. Maybe even a clown or two. Greg aso has a killer basement.

Q) Who is Jose Arevalo?

A) Who is Jose Arevalo? Some of us still dont know. He's a camerman and a hunter, besides that little is known. He's also the spokesperson for Keebler, as well as their well-known elf. You can see his page on the Fan-0f-the-Month section for a limited time.

Q) Who is JP Pluta?

A) JP Pluta is a master of both AP US Gov and defense. He came from Boston i think and so i guess thats why he has good defense? nevertheless he'll prove to be a valuable asset once the season rolls around. Not many people know this but, he could be considered the first senior rookie of the year.

Q) Who is Bobby Kilner?

A) Did you mean Bobby "ladie's man" Kilner? Oh you didnt. Well then I'm afraid I can't help you.

-Seniors-

Q) Who is Conor Breed?

A) An endzone goddess. Pretty much el capitano too. Once he's in the endzone he seems to be able to catch anything. As long as the sun's not in his face, or the wind's blowing, or the temperature is lower than 80, or if Krohn is there, or Krohn is not there, or his lunch doesn't have peanuts in it or Mr. Baptista..

Q) Who is Christian Lynch-something?

A) Basically he's pretty good and nobody can spell his last name. If you want a frisbee, go into his house and steal one. Even if 100 people follow these simple steps, he will still have 100 frisbees left.

Q) Who is John Beatty?

A) Hes pretty tall (2 meters). Beatty can only catch if he crouches. Its not that hard. Just click down on the left thumbstick.

-Juniors-

Q) Who is Joe Mehan?

A) Basically he's pretty good. He tells Krohn what to do and is a midfield goddess of the aerioso order.

Q) Who is Danny McGiffin?

A) A civie not affiliated with the Heights Ultimate in any way. I mean come on, he works at Outback Steakhouse and is currently on the run from an angry blonde englishman. But FYI, stalking isn't just illegal, it's against the law.

Q) Who is Denny McGiffin?</DIV>

A) Denny is the second of two amazing sophmores. He's also taking way more dead languages than is good for you. How does he balance academics and ultimate? "Just wing it. I always do" he quotes, flippantly.When not playing disc, he calls his fiance for fun.

Q) Who is Harlan 'The Friddler" Friddle?

A) he's pretty much the heart and soul of the team. not only does he wear the coolest stuff but also plays an instrumental role in constructing team teepees and scrounging up couches from the woods.

-Sophmores-

Q) Who is Timmy Hadley?

A) well, first off he's currently not on the team. second off he'll probably be president one day just because his last name is Hadley. He owns the school and along with Joe Mehan has more prestige than pretty much anyone i know. he's pretty good at frisbee to boot.

Q) Who is Temple?

A) besides the fact that i dont know his first name, he's a pretty cool kid. he can snag pretty much any frisbee thrown remotely close to him and makes it look good too.

Q) Are there any Freshmem?

A) Who cares?

Section 3: Who are they?(people who haven't come to games)

-Seniors-

Q) Who is Chip Stuart?

A) He is a huge x-factor and can catch anything that bounces off a fence. Other than that, his life is a mystery.

Q) Who is Stephen Wyble?

A) Nicknamed "Scuba," he comes to practices and games and once he played with Landon when he forgot what time our game was at.

Q) Who is Michael Shinet?

A) Basically, Shinet is a middle-aged father of four under the guise of a Heights junior who pretends to play frisbee sometimes. He is also the proud driver of a green volvo with a car rack, not to be confused with quine's green volkswagon.

-Juniors-

Q) Who is Pablo Melendez?

A) Actually according to recent scientific reseach, Pablo doesn't actually exist. He lives ten miles from Sligo and he still insists that he cannot get to the games.

Q) Who is Alberto Baptista?