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Dikran (aka Tigs 2007)
Terpandajieean, while sitting in the computer lab after school one day playing Thief until 7pm like he usually does,
came up with a brilliant idea. Envious as he was of Dudley's mad b-ball skills, Tigran decided to become a sports star. He
quickly narrowed his options down to being a NASCAR driver, hockey goalie, or basketball. Being ghetto as hell as he is, Dikraan
set his sights on "street ballin'" in his own words. He has sold all his possessions to Chan for $26 and has begun his
"street ballin jihad". Updates on his progress will be made regularly.
Heights Ultimate Dominates Blair High School in 2nd Half!!
Sunday, March 19: A ragtag team comprised entirely of Heights seniors, save Lenczowski and Kilner's brother,
marched to victory at Sligo, outscoring Blair 9-1 in the 2nd half. Apparently the seniors got warmed up, pumped up,
and simmered down at the same glorious instant in halftime. Before the half, Heights was playing like noobs and
were down at one point 6-3. However, Heights began performing such cheers as 'The Chronicles of Narnia' and BOOM
HEADSHOTing the opponents. The bewildered Blairites respawned only to be headshotted again, and just stopped trying.
The official Heights Ultimate flag also made its debut at the game Sunday- majestically flapping in the
chilly March breeze. To tell the truth, the other teams were quite scared when they saw us brandishing our flag.
They all wished they had one.
team attendence: Vince, Lenczowski, Quine, Senftle, Kevin, Chafuen(chose ont to play), Kilner, Kilner's
brother, and our two Yorktown girls
Final Score: Heights 13 - Blair 8
in other news--
Daisy Dukes: Misses first Heights Game on acount of Frisbee Nationals tryouts in NJ
Earlier this week, heights ultimate player Vince Barret, of Fan Mail with Vince, announced to this ultimatedawg and others,
that we would have girls playing on our team at all the real games. Several athletes, who will go unnamed at this time,
objected to this. Here's the scoop.
Apparently the Yorktown frisbee team decided that too many girls were playing on their team, and were weighing them down.
They began to farm out their girls to other schools, and at the ultimate meeting earlier this week which only three of our
team members went to, the vote was 2 to 1in favor of allowing these girls. All names will go unwritten.
What comes next in this slow degradation of the Heights' all guys legacy (no, Pablo doesn't count). We may as well
let Oakcrest girls play on our team. Actually... thats not a bad idea. I bet they'd be better than Murray anyways.
As always, trying to keep you up to date,
The Team
P.S. No offense to Oakcrest girls. At all. Awesome show on Saturday, by the way.
Actually, the school is keeping girls from playing on our team at all using some underhanded method of whining about
"school policy" or something. Geez, what's their problem? How can they not fund us and still control us?
BIG CHAN-- SCANDALOUS AFFAIR OR INNOCENT PIMPING???
Friday night, March 2-
Big Chan was observed entertaining
a young Oakcrest lady in the midst of the post-Oakcrest-show-frenzy-mob-emotioncruncher bonanza
The cameras clicked and
the promising couple smiled bashfully (Big Chan told everyone to **** off)
What is the real scoop on Big Chan's Big
Night?
details to follow
Chan vows anyone involved in the publishing of this info will be killed,
on stage, at the Shameless Fools concert. Be there to see blood spill.
In first Offical game of the 2005-6 Season, the Heights basically kicked BCC's tush back to wherever that school
belongs (where their campus is i guess) and back to the stone age while we're at it
Sunday morning 10:15 am. -- Vince and Lenczowski in the Heights parking lot frantically calling peeps to see if the game
was actually happening.
10:19 am- a little warmup disk throwing
10:40 am- an old blue stationwagon pulls up the Heights driveway-- looks beat up enogh to be an ultimate player from
some foreign land... could it be???...
Sure enough, BCC folk were streaming in like hourds of vicious Huns with battleaxes and hacksaws.
But then Heights Ultimate arrived, complete with karate signs, Native Americans, and even the revered, even feared, David
Krohn wielding a giant wizard staff. (and a clipboard since he is our new team coach.)
11:15 am - The Game
-Red Blood, White Snow-
When the snowdust cleared at the end of the SnowCone Cup, Heights Ultimate emerged with a stunning 15 - 3 victory over
BCC.
Team MVP for the Snow Cone goes to Tom Senftle who threw like 10 touchdowns and made a few pretty awesome diving catches.
Basically we killed BCC. So.. Yorktown and Sidwell betta watch out if they dont wanna get the crap kicked outta em!!!
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