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Your '06 Heights Ulimate Team

Seniors

Heights Ultimate is led by the Seniors this year. Basically Lynchowski, Breed, and Beatty run the show with flawless leadership and prestige. There's not much else to say besides the fact that after games this year the juniors will pay for their all-you-can-eat feasts at IHOP.

Juniors

There are only a few real juniors on the team this year. Those that do play lack dedication and skill. Joe Mehan, Denny Mcgifen and Pat Murray are the only notable ones, but they are pretty much worthless besides the fact that they buy food for the Seniors. They're all rich since they work for Steve Spurlockk and steal money from him riight ij front of his face. All I can say is that the team will be pretty pathetic when these chumps are seniors; maybe they can bribe the other teams.....

Sophomores

Led by Temple and Hadley, the sophmores should do a decent job this year. They are somewhat dedicated but need to work on food-purchasing skills for seniors. Timmy always claims to have "homework" that must be done during practice and so never shows up. Temple can usually pull off some cool catches if he doesnt get punched in the stomach by one of those dirty and sneaky juniors when nobody's looking.

Freshmen

hmmmmm not much to say here. Denny Mcgeffin's brother Joey might play and is probably better than his waste of space sibling.

promote to demote

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